SADAR JOKES

SADAR JOKES

P rince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard". ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------

Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ? how much is DRIVING salary...?

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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

------------ --------- --------- --------- -------- Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... . ..

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Why was Sardar G arrested in a political rally?

Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest which said "PRESS" and Sardar G pressed it.

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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.

Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'

Teacher: What?

Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it;s really strange.

I've got another pair of the same at home.

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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service

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Sardarji is filling up a job application. ......... ......... ........

He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.

Then came the column Salary Expected.... ......... ........

After much thought he writes: Yes......... ......... ......... ..

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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and

hangs up

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Sardar's wish : when i die,

I wanna die like my grandpa

who died peacefully in his sleep

not screaming

like all the passengers in the

car he was driving..

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Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car

ki speed itni kion barha di'??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai

hain, is say pehlay k koi accident

ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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Sardar writing a letter:

My sis had a baby this morning...

i haven't heard that its a boy or girl...

so, i dont know whether i am uncle or aunty!!!